Helena, Issy, and Valencia, three roommates living in South Beach, are getting by with their lives happily, even if they struggle to make the rent sometimes. Valencia and Issy work as waitresses, while Helena works the late-night barista shift and sleeps away her days in their tiny apartment. They fill their lives with passions and hobbies; Helena crusades for environmental and animal conservation causes on campus and at clubs alike, Valencia enjoys dates and gifts with a stream of eligible young bachelors, and Issy cooks and laughs with her roommates each night to keep everyone's spirits up. All that changes, however, the night the new open-air club opens on the beach nearby. Valencia finds a strange man whose profile only says "Zeus" creeping on her Instagram profile, promoting a new club's grand opening this evening and becoming strangely insistent that she attend, along with some odd technical malfunctions affecting her phone. Soon thereafter, another brand-new empty profile from someone calling themself "Dylan" contacts her, displaying frankly frightening knowledge about her roommate Helena, and even forcing messages to come through on the television after they turn their phones off for security. After a quick conference, the girls decide to go to the club to investigate, but to make sure they stay together as a group to watch out for one another; the whole setup seems like the beginning of a thriller and they are not intent on becoming victims! For extra safety, they also call Issy's brother Djimy to accompany them (he agrees mostly because he is an aspiring DJ, and new clubs are always a good place to look for work). Once they arrive, they find that the club has an enormous line of people waiting for entrance, but with some persuasion, Valencia convinces the bouncers that she and Helena are on the list and that Issy should be admitted as their plus-one (Djimy, alas, is forced to remain outside with his stereo equipment). Inside, they discover that the club is more than a little weird; the other attendees seem to be oddly inhuman, the attendants don't seem to have names or memories, and no one on the dance floor is wearing a stitch of clothing. They are offered drinks by the staff, but discover that they start feeling very strange indeed when they sample them, and when the elevator operator attempts to separate them by sending Issy to one floor and Valencia and Helena to another, they stick together and manage to use all their powers of persuasion to prevent being split up. On the fifth floor, the elusive Zeus and Dylan appear, surprising the girls (who had, reasonably from these guys' profiles, assumed that they were being catfished). They ply the girls with more drinks and then split them up again, this time successfully; Zeus convinces Valencia to join him for some romantic alone time on the roof, while Dylan takes Helena off to the kitchen for a private conference, and Issy is left on her own in a booth with a large number of empty glasses. Issy finds herself joined soon by a regal woman she has never seen before, who much to her surprise seems to have come from nowhere. When she asks Issy to come have a conversation with her, she takes them both down through the floor into a private room, where she appears in all her glory as the goddess Hathor, and tells Issy that she has chosen her as a representative to do her work on earth, bringing joy to those who need it most. Issy doesn't understand much of this dramatic pronouncement, but she is hardly about to argue with it, and agrees to begin with acting as a moral compass for herself and her friends, who will have many things to do as well. Hathor also introduces Issy to a beautiful ghost, Marie-Louise Coidavid, the Queen of Haiti 1798 through 1803, and tells her that she will be a part of her grand destiny; if ever she is unsure what they should do, she must travel to Haiti and ask the shade of the queen. Meanwhile, in the kitchen, "Dylan" appear to be just as alcohol-impaired as Helena, and the two of them decide to invent new cuisines to satisfy their hunger, eventually creating a confectionary masterpiece of chocolate-cake-wine-Red-Bull-infused macaroons. They have a passionate discussion about fair trade and natural ingredients, and Dylan tells Helena that she will have to search within herself for what she knows to be the right course of action. They become intensely philosophical, but the wine eventually catches up to them, and Helena passes out on the floor, covered in wine and oblivious to the world (but she does have some very rad dreams). Upstairs on the roof, Valencia flirts coyly with Zeus but becomes increasingly frustrated when he refuses to actually act on the obvious courtship between them. He gives her a bracelet, a heavy gold torque to wear on her wrist that matches the one he wears himself, which further confuses her; he informs her, however, that her destiny is to become his incredible and powerful representative on earth and to be a champion for justice and, above all, to win at everything. Valencia is not impressed by his vagueness and threats of an upcoming upheaval and new world order (or his shouts of I'm MARRIED , suspiciously loud to no one, whenever she tries to kiss him) and doesn't understand what he wants, but she gamely participates as he convinces her to yell encouraging motivational slogans about heroism literally from the rooftops. Frustrated by not understanding what he wants from her, Valencia eventually leaves when Issy arrives on the rooftop, bursting with news, and they realize that they've lost Helena and need to go find her. After they find Helena on the kitchen floor and Issy hoists her up to tote her home with them, they compare notes, and Valencia is surprised to hear that Zeus told her the same thing that Hathor told Issy - that Issy would be the group's "moral compass". Valencia relays that Zeus suggested that the world would "change forever" beginning tomorrow, and Helena puts in that she was told the same thing by Dylan, who appears to have mysteriously disappeared. Helena and Issy are awestruck and pool their meager knowledge about Egyptian religion and Greek history lessons to try to guess what their divine visitors might have wanted; Valencia isn't sure about this whole spirits and ghosts and divine missions thing, but she has to admit that if Dylan's prediction that satyrs will soon be released upon the earth comes true, things will certainly "change" a great deal. Then the girls realize that they have been in the club all night, it's half past noon, and they are all late for work. Their bosses tell them not to make a habit of it, and they virtuously swear that of course they won't ever run into this sort of problem again.
