Transcript of the DND rap we made up as the game played on: Wand-Of-TEENA-Marie says: "I am having an ATTACK!" Ecstacy-Manhatten says: "Somebody call a Doctor" Rapper-Jalil-Manhatten says: "Naw, man, she said Rap Attack not a Heart Attack!" Grandmaster-Dee-Bronx says: "DJ's jammin in the street" Grandmaster-Dee-Queens says: "MC's rapping to the beat" MR-MAGIC says: "It's all in Mr. Magic's Wand" The-People-Downstairs-who-were-not-invited says: "WE WANT SOME QUIET" Wand-Of-TEENA-Marie says: "IM HAVING AN ATTACK" LordRaptor(Lex) says: "There better be some tasty souls to feast on" Soren(Solid) says: "Hold up! Don't be sore... I just want to explore!" WHODINI-Manhatten says: "Gonna hit you with a rap attack, burning hands in the front magic missles in the back" Soren(Solid) says: "Hold up Whodini's froze there's no reason to come to blows!" Grandmaster-Dee-Manhatten says: "Im kinda thief so I hide in shadows, I'm not really good. I'm badd-o" Chien(Jay) says: "I'm Chien but some call me G-Money your tiger striped panties make you look funny" Rapper-Jalil-Manhatten says: "With somethin innovative (to rock you all well) From Ecstacy (and the Rapper Jalil)" Soren(Solid) says: "You sucka MC's aint got shit on me!" Grandmaster-Dee-Manhatten says: "I'm gonna hide, you better abide... dude" Rapper-Jalil-Manhatten says: "I might just shank you or if I have to miss and lean in for a little kiss" Ecstacy-Manhatten says: "This isn't a dungeon, more like a city. Come a little closer and get Ecsta-city" Soren(Solid) says: "Your RAP is weak I do declare... You mess with me and you'll not fair well" Ecstacy-Manhatten says: "Hey there cleric, taste what we've got. A delicious beverage mixed with snot" Soren(Solid) says: "Flee Manhatten and don't come back or otherwise you'll have a fight... And face my entire might" Ecstacy-Manhatten says: "Come to Manhatten for our poison taste. It'll make you slow, and not with Haste" Soren(Solid) says: "Feel the Dragon's breath straight from hell when you arrive I'll ring a bell" Grandmaster-Dee-Manhatten says: "Soren hit me with Flamestrike? I'll missile magic. The life you have is gonna end tragic." Soren(Solid) says: "My life's in risk and I won't fail but right now I'm gonna bail" Grandmaster-Dee-Manhatten says: "Ecstasy to you from me. Merry Xmas and Happy NYE" Soren(Solid) says: "2 on 1 is hardly fair but you fools need to grow a pair" Grandmaster-Dee-Manhatten says: "See you later, you lost the first hood. Find some friends to play or you're not good." Grandmaster-Dee-Manhatten says: "Find someone like Jay, Lex, or Chris. Otherwise just listen to my dis.... rap" Chien(Jay) says: "If you want to call dail 763; don't wait for a judgement, just take a plea because your raps are god-awful and guilty" Soren(Solid) says: "I'm slow as molasses and can not go fastest " Chien(Jay) says: "Izzy wizzy, let's get busy, I'm moving so fast your mind of dizzy" Ecstacy-Manhatten says: "Rap slowly for me, little kid Soren. You've never been good at DnD... warring" Chien(Jay) says: "Gold is fresh en fly DM, funny looking Manhatten ain't got nothing on them" Kurtis-BLOW(Solid) says: "My rap skills are pretty weak I don't want to be the geek" Chien(Jay) says: "Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse; Manhatten is now my house " WHODINI-Manhatten says: "Whodini retreated but never defeated" WAND-OF-Stevie-WONDER says: "Very superstitious, wash your face and hands. Rid me of the problems, do all that you can." Soren(Solid) says: "Stand in WONDER while you blunder" WAND-OF-Stevie-WONDER says: "Keep me in a daydream, keep me goin' strong. You don't want to save me, sad is my song" Chien(Jay) says: "We just came from Manhattan it is flattened; the Bronx will be next, care to step up Brooklyn?" Rapper-Jalil-Brooklyn says: "Shooting some rocks, cuz Whodini rocks" Chien(Jay) says: "in the monster movie all you see is The Brooklyn Bridge going down; just like your funky rhymes are. Just get out of this town" Ecstacy-Brooklyn says: "I'll go to the Bronx, been there before. Here in Brooklyn is kind of a bore. Let's take down Grandmaster and rule their city with bugbear raps that sound pretty shitty" Soren(Solid) says: "I'm cherry tapping while we're a rapping!" Grandmaster-Dee-Brooklyn says: "Grandmaster DEE is the only way to be. Grandmaster FLASH needs to hand over the cash." Chien(Jay) says: "Some people say that Bug Bears are just big hairy goblins.....I will tell you what. If they bring that shit around here they will be gobbling my nuts" Soren(Solid) says: "AS you flail your gonna fail.... Oh wait I'm the one who failed as I flailed" Chien(Jay) says: "yo bugbear with a little “flail” here comes a massive diss via airmail" Soren(Solid) says: "Don't go into a fit... It was a super hit" Rapper-Jalil-Brooklyn says: "Adventures suck at DnD, being Bugbear made a rapper out of me" Soren(Solid) says: "BOOPED you DOOP!" Ecstacy-Brooklyn says: "IF you're some kind of Traitor, you'll get your justice later" Chien(Jay) says: "If you could take a swing at the flash you better have some cash so here are some rocks but they the ain't no diamond. " Ecstacy-Brooklyn says: "THEY ARE HAVING AN ATTACK!" THE-COPS says: "Are you being too loud and stomping your feet?" Soren(Solid) says: "No way sir I was being very neat" THE-COPS says: "You're Free to go sir, have fun at the show. Have fun in life where ever you go" Chien(Jay) says: "The Bronx smells like a Zoo, here's a sneak attack with some magic rocks rhymes for you; kangaroo." Rapper-Jalil-Bronx says: "Let's take out their PARTY, they're only two PC" WHODINI-Bronx says: "Only Whodini at this party" Ecstacy-Bronx says: "I'm here too with the Ecstasy" WHODINI-Bronx says: "Lightning Bolt Lightning Bolt Lightning Bolt " Rapper-Jalil-Bronx says: "Conjure Gnolls to defeat the enemy. Rap Battle winners, make them a frenemy" Soren(Solid) says: "We fight we die if we lose I'll cry!" Chien(Jay) says: "0x4B1D forbid'den for you to see'" Soren(Solid) says: "The tide has turned and now you burn!" Chien(Jay) says: "All six wands we have unmasked; came up in here like a Tarrasque. " Wand-Of-TEENA-Marie says: "We had a Rap Attack!" More info / Links & Screenshot, coming soon.
