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O Give Me a Home Where the Rothé Do Roam

Varien and Siegfried marched together through the fields of the flood plain, which soon gave way to rolling hills. They stopped atop a low rise and took in the sight of Rothé Valley before them.   The town sat astride the intersection of two wagon trails, one likely making a west-to-east foray from the ruins of Thundertree to link up with the High Road some miles towards the coast, while the other ran north-south, from the fortified bridge on the Neverwinter, a link between Helm’s Hold and the uplands of the Crags.   Siegfried smiled as he saw not the tumble-down backwater he’d supposed, but a town on the brink of delusions of grandeur – well-kept homes and even a storefront or two, with windmills spinning along in the breeze to grind grain and corn from the countryside.   This was a town of upstanding, salt-of-the-earth citizens, Siegfried reflected. Taxpayers.   He turned to Varien and clapped a hand on his shoulder pauldron. “Scrap the robbery, I have a better plan,” he said. With a flourish, he disguised himself as a bedraggled nobleman who looked like he’d been dragged through a creek behind a fast-moving carriage.   “Allow me to introduce myself,” he said with a drunken slur. “I am called Dennis, a rich idiot, and you are my man-at-arms, whose job it is to keep my idiot ass alive.”   Varien shifted and his armor creaked in protest. “Yes, because your last ‘better plan’ went so well?”   “Nonsense dear boy!” Dennis slurred. “You and I are going to march down there like we own the place and hire a carriage to ferry this important, yet temporarily diminished, man-about-town to his home in Neverwinter.”   “Nobody’s going to believe you.”   “My years of training as an actor say otherwise,” Dennis said curtly.     Radegast cast a sending spell to Varien. “We’ve made it to Rothé Valley and will be keeping a low profile in the pub.”   Varien responded. “We’re also here, we’re on the south side, best we don’t get seen.”   Radegast turned to Erwen and the Trevelyans. “Our friends are on the south side of town.”   “Maybe we should link up with them first?” Bob said.   Radegast, Erwen, Bob and Alec crossed the trail and headed into the fields, keeping whatever hills there were between them and the farming village.   Eventually they came across Varien and what appeared to be a grime-streaked nobleman slouching beneath the stretching limbs of an oak tree near the western trail.   “So, we’re keeping a low profile by grouping together next to the road?” Erwen asked, scratching his head.   “Quiet, small man,” Dennis said, patting Erwen’s head. He addressed the group. “Now, originally our plan was to sneak into town and steal some horses, and then ride to Neverwinter, but that was before I realized this was a bustling stop of sorts.”   “I suggested that we buy the horses, not steal them,” Varien interjected. “Well, now paying someone is back on the table,” Dennis said. “With the appropriate cover story, we can get what we want.”   “Go on,” Bob said.   “We can bribe someone to keep their mouth shut,” Dennis continued. “After all, in a place like this, it’s probably not the first time someone has stumbled into town looking for help.”   “Your cover story had better be a good one,” Varien said.   Erwen looked thoughtful. While the party bickered, he reached into his pack and pulled out the children’s clothing he had looted from the dungeon beneath Tresendar Manor, and began changing into hose and a grimy doublet, finishing with a jaunty cap.   “Very well, just…just look boring,” Varien was saying.   Dennis nodded. “Yes, they can smell a tourist a mile off.   Speaking of smells…” he used prestidigitation to conjure the strong reek of alcohol coming off his breath.   As he made a show of swaying unsteadily on his feet, he felt a tug on his belt and looked down.   Erwen, dressed as a small child, was looking up at him with round, innocent eyes.   “Please help us,” Erwen said. “My mother’s sick and we need to get to Neverwinter to fetch her medicine.”   Siegfried nodded approvingly. “The kid’s good,” he declared. “So, son, what’s your mother’s name?”   Without missing a beat, Erwen replied, “Qelline, sir.”   Bob stifled a chuckle.   Dennis turned to Varien and Bob. “Now then, I think I’m going to need about 300 gold pieces to do this job right.”   “300 gold?” Bob shouted. “Are you buying the town? I do not understand Western economics.”   “Hmmm, yes, perhaps destabilizing the local economy is a bit excessive,” Dennis admitted.   “Us common folk tend to do business in silver, good sir,” Varien said sarcastically.   “Fine then, I’ll take a bag of silver pieces and be on my merry,” Dennis said.   Erwen cast pass without trace on his friends.   “Yes, you should find a place to keep an eye on things at a distance,” Dennis said. “My boy and I will be along with a wagon in no time.”   Radegast, Varien, Bob and Alec found a patch of tall grass outside of town to hide in while Dennis and Erwen made their way into town.   There were a few commoners on the trails that served as the town’s major thoroughfare. A rutted mess of chewed-up sod and turned earth, evidence of wagon travel and the passing of more than one herd of rothé served as a town square of sorts, where a communal well and water troughs were arrayed near a ramshackle wooden statue of some forgotten town father.   Most of the men and women had the hardscrabble look of farmers to them, dirt beneath what fingernails hadn’t yet fallen out, and sun-seared skin beneath shocks of sun-bleached hair as light in colour as the sheaves of grain they toted on their backs. Nobody was armed with anything more deadly than a sickle.   The townsfolk took care not to notice the interlopers.   “Hey,” Erwen stage-whispered to Dennis. “I can conjure animals, you know. Want me to rustle up some pigs to trade?”   Dennis smiled but shook his head. “Good idea, but a bit too late for that, I’m afraid.” He called out to a stout woman who was filling a bucket with well water. “Excuse me, friend!”   “Good day to you,” the woman murmured warily.   “Who might I speak to about an important matter?” Dennis asked.   The woman shrugged. “Well, the Reeve’s house is right on the corner there,” she pointed at a two-story dwelling of distinction across the square.   “You’re a good one,” Dennis called, and strolled drunkenly towards the manse.   Dennis mounted the steps two at a time and stood on the front porch and began hammering on the heavy wooden door.   There was a grunt and a curse from the inside. “Who calls?” a deep voice inquired.   “A man in need of aid,” Dennis replied. “Quickly, sir!”   There was a heavy sigh. “Just a moment!” the deep voice bellowed. There was a sound like heavy furniture scraping along a wooden floor, and then equally heavy footsteps made their way to the other side of the door. Several deadbolts were thrown, and then the door itself was thrown open.   The Reeve stood before them, looking much like a prizefighter gone to seed. Tall, with an expanding midsection, the man was dressed in a fine, if plain cloak, which Siegfried took to be an attempt to disguise his prodigious girth. A rather downmarket chain of office was strung about the man’s broad shoulders and neck, looking a few sizes too small.   Siegfried took a moment to appraise the man. Clearly, this was no ordinary country bumpkin – the Reeve himself was inspecting the man and child before him with an equally circumspect eye. The appearance of scars across the man’s calloused hands indicated he was no stranger to physical contests, and he carried himself with confidence backed with competence utterly unlike, say, Townmaster Wester of Phandalin.   “Well,” the Reeve harrumphed. “You got me out of my chair. Speak your piece.”   Siegfried decided that this was a man with whom he could deal. He leaned forward conspiratorially and flashed his signet ring, lifting the face so that it displayed the symbol of the Lord’s Alliance.   “The Crown has need of your aid, good sir.”   The man’s bushy eyebrow rose up a few degrees.   “We carry an urgent message,” Dennis continued. “Our Lord’s enemies seek to intercept me and my allies. We require a wagon, and your discretion.”   There was a pause.   “My mom is sick!” blurted Erwen.   The Reeve regarded Erwen and then turned back to Dennis. “You’re rather off the beaten path, I’d say. How did you end up on my doorstep? Where have you traveled from?”   “You may have heard of some excitement of late in the countryside?” Dennis said hopefully.   The Reeve nodded. “That I have.”   “Our mission is urgent,” Dennis said.   There was another pause, and then the Reeve sighed. “Perhaps I can arrange something,” he said.   “A wagon, preferably with a cargo to hide behind?” Dennis asked.   The Reeve nodded absently.   “We are in your debt,” Dennis said. “I will speak highly of you when I greet the Lord Protector.”   The Reeve frowned. “I find that the less attention our town attracts, the better off we are.” He pointed at an establishment across the square. “Why don’t you wait over in the Surly Steer while I see what I can do for you.”   Dennis bowed his head slightly. “Thank you, sir. And might I have the pleasure of your name?”   The Reeve straightened up until he towered over the pair. “I am Mayor Gundersen, the Reeve of Rothé Valley.”   “I am Siegfried Thann,” Dennis said. “My thanks to you.”   The Reeve ushered them back out onto his doorstep and shut the door.   Dennis turned to Erwen and patted his head while casting message . Run and tell our companions their ride is on the way . Out loud he said, “Well, son, why don’t you go and get our pigs to trade?”   Erwen nodded and took to the western trail.   Dennis sauntered across the square and regarded the tavern, which bore a sign hanging from chains affixed to the veranda of an enraged rothé, nostrils flared comically and horns delightfully askew, beneath which was lettered “The Surly Steer.”     Erwen walked along the western trail, absent-mindedly filling his pipe with pipeweed and lighting it.   What he had originally taken to be a tower of sorts near the edge of town was in fact a grain silo, but Erwen was still impressed with its height and the way it sagged forlornly as if pining for the better harvests of years passed.   As he passed through the shadow cast by the silo, a voice interrupted his reverie.   “What’s that you’re smoking, child?”     
Erwen started and turned around. From the bushes nearby rose a male elf, dressed in ranger’s leathers and holding a brace of coneys in one hand as if he’d just returned from the trapline.   There was a smile on the elf’s angular face, but Erwen detected a hint of malice behind his eyes as he approached.   “Uh, someone gave me this pipe to hold,” Erwen said. “Do you have any candy?”   The man’s smile made his cheekbones look sharp enough to cut something open. “Why, I may have a sweet or two in my pocket. What are you doing out here alone?”   “My dad,” Erwen’s voice broke and he coughed. “My dad’s just drinking at the tavern, said he’d be there for a while and told me to wait outside.”   “Well, if you wouldn’t mind, I would love to take a puff or two of that pipe that someone gave you to hold,” the elf said.   Erwen felt a coldness in the pit of his stomach as he realized that he had crossed paths with this particular elf before. He recognized the ranger’s unpleasant tracker’s eyes staring at him in the Watcher’s Forest outside Helm’s Hold as he readied himself to slit the throats of any praying pilgrims who strayed too far into the woods.   “I-I think you need to come with me,” Erwen said, nodding his head in the direction he hoped his friends were hiding in.   “No, I’ve had enough fun in the wilderness for one day,” the elf replied. “I might go to the inn, and say hello to your father. Now, don’t wander off too far. You never know what dangers might be afoot in the wilds.”   “I know exactly what you mean,” Erwen said, and cast  grasping vine  on the elf. A vine sprouted beneath the ranger’s feet and wrapped around his legs. Erwen motioned the vine forward and it dragged the surprised elf towards him.   When the elf was struggling before him, he got up on his tiptoes. “So, you want a puff from this pipe?” he asked the ranger. He made a show of inhaling a large amount of smoke from his pipe, then exhaled a blast of  poison spray  into the elf’s face.   The elf coughed and gagged, but shrugged off the worst effects of the poison. He hissed a string of Elvish curses at the Halfling and disengaged, throwing aside the dead rabbits as he dove towards the shadowy bushes near the grain silo.   Erwen blinked as the elf disappeared before his eyes. “The hell?” Erwen said. “Oh no you don’t!”   He cast  wall of fire , creating a 20-foot-high ring of flames that encircled the area where he thought the wood elf had run towards. He took care not to set the silo on fire.   “Ha, gotcha!” Erwen said.   Then the grass around the  wall of fire  ignited.   “Uh oh!” Erwen said.     Inside the Surly Steer, Dennis met the bartender, a man named Thar Greenbough, and ordered a mug of something frothy. He raised the mug to his lips and began to drink.   As he stared absently out the windows of the tavern, he saw a sudden glow of fire and could feel the blast of heat through the pane of glass.   Dennis set the mug down on the countertop with a sigh.     Far outside of town, Radegast turned to her companions. “Do you guys smell smoke?”     As the fire raged, townsfolk began emerging from their homes, shocked at the sight of the flames at the edge of town. “Grassfire!” the call went out, quickly carried from one end of town to the other. Several women began running pell-mell towards the well, buckets in hand. “Fire!” Erwen shouted helpfully. “Wood elves! We’re under attack! Fire!”   Dennis exited the Surly Steer and confirmed his worst suspicions as he saw Erwen running rings around the quickly-forming bucket brigade.   He gripped the  shard of the ise rune  and cast  winter’s howl , conjuring a sleet storm that snuffed out the exposed conventional flames. Erwen’s magical ring of fire, however, continued to burn.   Dennis glared at Erwen. “Huh?”  Erwen asked. “Oh, right.“ He dropped the spell and the fires vanished.   The sight of the magical storm caused even more consternation among the townfolk than the fires. Even as Dennis waved it away, they were rushing to their homes, shutting the doors behind them.   “What in tarnation is going on out here?” The Reeve stomped over, sporting a hastily thrown-on chain shirt and brandishing a battleaxe.   “Wood elves!” chirped Erwen.   Dennis nodded at the Reeve as he put the  shard of the ise rune  away.   The Reeve sighed. “I’ll get that wagon.”   Erwen watched the Reeve walk behind the inn.   Back inside the Surly Steer, Dennis sat back down at his stool and picked up his mug, continuing to drink. Erwen entered and paced about, wringing his hands.   “Well now,” Thar Greenbough said. “I’d say that was the most excitement this town’s seen in years, except for all the excitement out on the plains we’ve been having these last few days.”   “Oh yes?” Dennis said. “What sort of excitement is that?”   “The kind of excitement where the Order of the Gilded Eye tears up and down every footpath, wagon trail and country road looking for something.”   At the mention of the Gilded Eye, Dennis spit on the floor in disgust.   Greenbough politely ignored the man’s breach of etiquette.   “Those Gilded Eye bastards make fishing impossible,” Dennis said darkly.   “That’s true,” the barkeep said. “I haven’t seen them this riled up since they put the Ashmadai to the sword some years back.”   Dennis finished his drink and motioned for a refill. “I heard that some sun elf bitch assassinated their king or somesuch.”   “Oh?” Thar frowned, pouring another drink. “I hadn’t heard that.”   Dennis was about to ask Thar what it was that he’d heard when Erwen tugged at his boot.   “Dad! A wood elf attacked me!”   Dennis pushed Erwen back with his boot, none too gently. “Wood elves, was it?” He laughed dismissively. “Next you’ll be telling me that there were fairies trying to lure you away.”   Thar chuckled.   Dennis slapped some copper pieces on the bar. “Have you got anything for my son here to eat?” he asked. “I can fix him some supper, sure,” Thar said, and headed towards the kitchen.   “Dad,” Erwen said urgently. “We need to leave,  now .”   “Son,” Dennis said. “Remember, we need that wagon before we can leave.”   Soon, the enticing smell of something cooking wafted from the kitchen.     Out in the field outside of town, Radegast sniffed. “Hey, is that snow I smell?”   “Hey Radegast,” Bob said. “Do you think Siegfried is buying us some food? I’m getting pretty hungry.”     “Here we are!” Thar said, bringing out a platter of pounded and spiced meats. “A heaping helping of Borlwynd’s Finest Meat Shields.”   “There you are, lad,” Dennis indicated the stool next to him. “Now eat your supper like a good boy.”   Erwen hopped up on the stool and picked at his food petulantly, dropping bits of it onto the floor without eating it.   An old hound dog, who had been sleeping motionless next to the Surly Steer’s fireplace, struggled to its feet and slowly shuffled over to Erwen’s side, its jowls and belly scraping the floor as it went after the morsels Erwen was dropping on the wooden floor.   The door slammed open and in strode Mayor Gunderson. He surveyed the room, locked eyes with Dennis, and nodded curtly in the direction of the street. Then he turned on his bootheel and left without a word.   “Son, our ride is here,” Dennis said, leaving a silver piece behind on the table. “Sorry to have to eat and run,” he said to Greenbough.   Dennis and Erwen met the Reeve outside, who was standing next to a dilapidated wagon, its bed piled high with straw. Two sturdy horses were standing ready.   “I think you’d best be on your way,” the Reeve said.   Dennis nodded as he climbed up on the buckboard. “Not a word of this will reach Neverwinter’s ears,” he promised. “The Lord’s Alliance thanks you.”   He picked up the reins and gave them a pull. Nothing happened.   “You’re holding a piece of rope,” hissed Erwen, who had the reins in hand. With a nickering sound and a light tug, the Halfling got the horse-drawn wagon underway. They pulled out and left via the western trail.   Dennis let fly an eldritch blast into the sky in the direction of his concealed companions.     “There’s the signal,” Varien said. The party crept out of their hiding place.   Something caught Radegast’s eye. “Get down!” she hissed.   There was a cloud of dust moving along the southern trail towards the village, even as the wagon drew near.   “Riders,” Radegast confirmed. “And there’s a lot of them.”     “Time to pile on,” Siegfried said to the rest of the party as Erwen drew the wagon up to their hiding place. He let Alec take over the driver’s seat as Varien rode shotgun.       Erwen crawled beneath the bed of straw and fell asleep. Soon, snores drifted up from the hidden Halfling.   “I say, Varien,” Siegfried asked. “Might I have that sword you’re no longer using?”   “What, Talon?” Varien said. “I guess so.” He passed the sword over.   “Many thanks,” Siegfried said. “It’s a weapon more befitting my station, anyhow.” He set about making Talon his pact weapon. He sat at the back of the wagon, deep in concentration.   Alec drove the horses at a good clip, and with a few uncomfortable bumps every now and then, they began to put mile after mile between them and Rothé Valley. Ahead of them, somewhere, was the High Road, which would take them directly south to Neverwinter and safety. One hour on the trail became two.   Bob joined Siegfried and told him about the conversation he’d had with his deity, Sune.   Siegfried listened and pondered the riddle’s meaning. “I will have more to say on this subject later,” he said. “But first, let me apologize for not bringing you any meat shields from the Surly Steer in Rothé Valley. They smelled delicious.”   “That’s all right,” shrugged Bob, his legs dangling off the back of the wagon. He patted his bag of holding. “So what’s our next move? It’s not like we can just walk up to Dagult Neverember’s castle and let ourselves in.”   “Bob, look at that signet ring that Sildar gave you when you received your commission.” Siegfried said.   Bob looked at the ring with its Lord’s Alliance sigil.   “That ring on your finger, and this ring on my finger, are going to get us into Dagult Neverember’s castle quicker than you can say, ‘I have news for the Lord Protector.’” Siegfried smiled. Bob was about to reply when something grabbed his attention.   “What is it?” Siegfried asked.   Bob indicated the cloud of dust that was approaching from the west, on the same trail as their wagon.   “Riders,” Bob breathed. “I think the Gilded Eye is closing in.”