“Greetings and welcome, I’m Kelly Lovebane
and I am here on the red carpet of Got to Catch ‘Em 3, the latest installment
of the horror series based on the life and crimes of real life serial killer,
mob hit man, and now major player in the assassination game FOR the Federation.
“With Ron Wellington reprising his roll as
Grey Dragonsbane one more time we have to ask, are you afraid he might now appreciate
your portrayal of him?” “Kelly, I gotta tell ya, everytime I put on
that eye patch and slip into the gun holsters, it makes me very uncomfortable.” “Is it true you have to drop almost 200lbs,
for this particular show?” “Oh yea, yea, we have all seen the news reels
when they caught him and brought him in for questioning. I needed to stay true
to the source and starve myself a little for this one.” “Now, I don’t want to be that reporter, but
are the rumors true that production was delayed due to your mental state?” “Kelly, I am man, well cat enough to tell you
yea…. That is dangerous man, with a deeply troubled past and mental conditions
that this world is not prepared to handle. We start us right where we left off
last movie left off with his capture by Tiamat’s Special forces, his torture,
and then him joining forces with the special detachment of Time Cops.” “I’m sorry Ron, did you say Time Cops?” “Yea, it is something the writers came up
with, just like the Tiamat’s Special Forces from the last movie.” “I see that Jennifer Cumberbatch is
reprising her role as the Dragon Mironno, is that as integral to the
story as she was last time?” “She is
right here Kelly, you can ask the mad Dragon herself.” “Hello, Hello, Hello….” “Jennifer,
are you still sworn to secrecy about the lines you delivered at the end of the
last movie when you told Grey…” “You mean, ‘Grey, you are a being
out of place, out of time, and now out of Life. Phase on to another life and be
the man you were born to be.’” “Still gives me chills, and I was
standing there when she recorded it the first time.”
“Well, thank you Jennifer and Ron,
back to you in the studio, I am going to get my popcorn and see how much these
two can scare me.”
