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BODIES!

Joe:  "Dude, I know you see that!" Frank:  "Brah..don't know whatch ya talkin' 'bout." Joe:  "The Crazy..She's dragging a body across the floor..." Frank:  "Bromeister, shut your fucking trap...before she hears you!" Joe:  "What..She's got a bod..." ThorFrid:  "I SAID...NO BODY SEES ANY BODY RIGHT!  YOU OVER THERE YAPPIN' AWAY..IS THAT LAVENDER I SMELL...OR JUST FEAR!" Joe:  Taking the small flower from his lapel his girlfriend gave him and throwing it to the ground quickly..."No ThorFrid...I think I have to shit and I farted..." Frank slinks over to the next table ThorFrid:  "THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!  REMEMBER!  FENRIR WAS NOT HERE AND NO BODY SAW ANY BODY!  NOW WHO WANT'S TO HELP CLEAN UP THIS RED MESS ON THE FLOOR!  IT'S LOOKING A BIT VIOLE(N)T!" As ThorFrid walks to the back with the (not) body...Everyone in the bar rushes over to grab rags, bleach and any kind of solvent they can get their hands on to clean up the blood trail left by ThorFrid dragging the (not) body.  Some even employ magic and psionics to obliterate the last drops of red mess on the floor.
Love the lavender add- this I totally could see happening.
It's a good excerpt.  The song that went through my head was "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor..."  So let's just assume that bootleg ancient songs are played at The Embrace, and that rock song was playing while Thorfrid was dragging the shifter's remains.
"wait, Bodies, as in plural. Thorfrid what did you do? Did you start another fight club already? I mean there is no fight club, no such thing as fight club, don't talk about fight club. Whose talking about fight club? I'm certainly not talking about fight club. But seriously, did you start another one?" (lol)
If there was another Fight Club, you'd hear about it...maybe...