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The Devil Gets His Due

As Erwen’s army of giant constrictor snakes began to worm their way throughout the ship, Siegfried stepped forward. “Captain Laurel!” he shouted smartly to the bosun, emphasizing her brevet promotion. “The wheel of this ship needs tending to!” Laurel paused the litany of abuse she was hurling at the last of the dead and dying pirates and turned to face the half-orc. Her eyes, visible above her veil, widened as she took in the meaning of his order. “Wait, what?” shouted Captain Ironclaw from her position on the deck of the Tide-Runner . Siegfried cast sending to Varien. We’ve taken the ship. Where are you, what are you doing, and do you need help? Varien’s reply was immediate. Below deck with Markosian. I still stand, but the Trevelyans falter. My eyes fail me but my Goddess will not. Be with you soon, Brother. Siegfried paused, hoping that more specific information was forthcoming from Varien, but the paladin was silent. The half-orc shook his head in anger. “Hold on!” Siegfried muttered. “You’re not going to tell me where below deck? I know you’re below deck, but where, you fool of a paladin?” He slammed his fist against the nearest deck railing, and then wrung it painfully. “Oh, right. Treated wood. Very nice finishing.” He turned to the crew. “Stop celebrating!” he said to the Tide-Runner crew. “There’s more blood to shed! Below decks with the lot of you!” He rushed to the nearest stairway, hopping from the quarterdeck to the main deck, passing Yeemik on the way. “You owe Bob,” he said to the Tiefling. “Save him.” Yeemik set his jaw, but nodded slowly. “We will stand together,” he said in agreement. Siegfried could tell from Yeemik’s disposition that in the Tiefling’s mind, only he could land the killing blow on Bob, given their shared history, but that this sentiment would serve him well as an ally this day.   Theryn stood stock-still and silent, meditating as the half-man, half-manta prowled the corridors in a vain effort to locate him. His muscles coiled as he readied to strike when the creature strayed within range. Elsewhere in the rotten recesses of the graveyard, the moaning of the hapless zombies continued apace.   Though blind, Varien could feel the flames left behind by the fireball spell as flammable objects burned fiercely. Markosian’s voice was like the cold chill of death on his face as the warlock spoke. “If it was Vell who commissioned you to interfere with my plans, know this – he will not suffer you to live after you have discharged your duty. You are loose ends that he will not hesitate to tie up.” The paladin could not see Markosian teleport out of reach across the bonestrewn deck. Varien moved away from the closed his eyes, breathed deeply, held his sword close to his chest, its blade pointing to the deck above. He expelled his breath and invoked his aura of vitality . Bob’s eyes fluttered open. Varien kept his eyes closed and concentrated, the supernatural focus of his vow of enmity searching for Markosian’s location like a form of echolocation. “To your left! One step forward toward the cage!” Alec shouted helpfully. “Then turn right. No, not my right, your right!” Varien could sense, with the vaguest of outlines in his inner vision, that Markosian was somewhere astern. The paladin began to move, slowly but resolutely, towards where he thought the warlock was hiding. He shook off the blindness and saw Markosian standing before him, looking perplexed. “So, you have sight beyond sight, do you, Varien Aether?” Markosian said with a frown. “I am guided by my goddess,” Varien said, pointing Fiendsbane at him. “You have underestimated your foe.” “Perhaps I have,” Markosian mused. “But you’ll have to catch me first.” He teleported out of sight. Varien whirled and saw where Markosian had disappeared to. The warlock was standing next to his thrall Joelle. “Why are you running?” the paladin shouted. “Hiding behind your lady friend won’t help!” Alec cast chill touch on Markosian. A ghostly, skeletal hand appeared with its icy fingers around the warlock’s throat. “No more healing for you!” The warlock made a strangled sound as he was wracked with necrotic damage. “I can do this all day!” Alec shouted. Markosian glared at Alec. “I might have misjudged you,” he said, “but I know how to deal with you and your weakened brother,” firing eldritch blasts at the Trevelyans. One blast struck Alec, who reeled back from the force damage, but the one aimed at Bob splashed harmlessly against the invisible forcecage. “How the turn tables!” Bob shouted triumphantly. “Ha ha!” “Right, forcecage , of course,” Markosian muttered. “You could remove the cage and fight me like a man!” Alec called. “Silence, whelp,” Markosian said. He shook his head and began to rant. “I had intended such great things…” trailing off, he conjured an iron flask into his outstretched hand. “You fools have no concept, no understanding of what this truly represents. In your clumsy blundering somehow, you have thwarted me and ruined my plans. How you defeated the Hand of Nessus and my minions at the lighthouse, I must know. What happened? You would do well to answer me, as your tortures would be lessened somewhat if you loosened your tongues.” He glared at the adventurers. “Well, it’s a similar story to what’s going on here,” Varien said offhandedly. “But you’re putting up more of a fight than they did.” “Indeed,” Markosian growled. “Perhaps I should have exercised greater discretion in choosing my allies. Sadly, there was to be such a ceremony, such a flattering homecoming, but now, now all I have is my wrath.” His expression turned fatalistically thoughtful. “Perhaps I should open this flask anyway, here and now. But why are you not willing to divulge your own secrets? Is it not your turn to gloat, to sing your own victorious praises?” “Boasting is unseemly,” Varien replied. “Ah,” Markosian said. “Oftentimes it betrays certain truths and illuminates. But enough of this prattling nonsense. It is time.” The warlock sighed heavily, gathered his strength and stretched out his staff, aiming its barbed head at a point below deck. He began to chant in Infernal. Oh, izub burz goth, haldarak ob ioz rubek, feranos, inderek, oth ob krith Hells. Latob sharbtur, latob arokk sharbtur ofan lat za dautus. Oh, glorizak Asmodeus, izg zam nalt dhak su izg ghulum za diinek zomaar, zatal, ishi uluk bonaarom, izg shag tug ghashan u Nyxthseht, mubi ulu turkurz fli latob agh verfaas, verfaassak, marfarak tuz! Bob got to his feet unsteadily, his eyes focusing on the chanting warlock. Varien translated Markosian’s words as his heart sank. “Oh, my Dark Master, Holder of the Ruby Rod, Fearsome, Indulgent, Supreme Master of the Nine Hells. Your servant, your arrogant servant has a gift for you this day. Oh, glorious Asmodeus, I had such high hopes for a flattering ceremony as I called for aid that was interrupted most despicably, so, in all supplication, I ask for only the word to release Nyxthseht upon these interlopers as they are a most worthy sacrifice for your most martial and fearsome aspect.” The flask flashed in his hand as he spoke. “Hey Markosian,” Bob said hoarsely. “Go to Hell!” He cast fireball , which blasted Markosian and Joelle. Joelle screamed as she was charred by the flames. Markosian, however, continued to chant in Infernal as the flames played over his body, searing but not scarring him. “Resistant to fire, eh Markosian?” Bob shouted. “Well then, it was ice to meet you!” Using his sorcerous abilities, he made an elemental change to the fireball spell, turning it into a flashing burst of frozen flames. Joelle’s screams reached even higher heights as a rime of fearsome frost flashed over her body, causing her nose, ears, fingers and toes to rot away and fall off. Her skin blackened over as the frostbite took hold, and she collapsed, dead. Markosian’s triumphant expression turned to one of confusion as ice began to form over his sweat-sheened body. “What is this?” he shouted in alarm as his feet froze to the deck. “What is happening?” His skin, too, began to blacken, the flesh sloughing off his outstretched hands as though struck by a terrible case of frostbite. He locked eyes with Bob, hatred spilling out along with tears of blood. “You…you were dead! You should be dead!” “I got better,” Bob said. “This is not right,” Markosian said, struggling to get the words out as Alec’s spectral hand continued to choke him. “This is not how Markosian’s story ends!” His body, chilled to the bone, froze into a tableau of interrupted anger. There was a hissing sound of evaporating bilgewater turning into an icy fog in the air around him. The image of the iron flask flickered and disappeared. “The…Devil…Behind…Thrones…will…have…vengeance!” he wheezed as the ice covered his face, freezing it into a snarl of rage. A great tremor blasted out, causing the ship’s hull to crack and groan throughout the ship.   Siegfried was hurled to the deck, losing his footing, as the St. Asmod’s Hope rocked back and forth. Erwen ran full-tilt into Siegfried’s legs, knocking himself down as well. Siegfried’s healing spirit disappeared.   Silence, broken only by the groaning of hull planking and the crackling of ice and burning objects fell over the cargo deck of the pirate ship. “It’s done,” Bob whispered. He put out his hand to feel the resistance of the invisible cage. “Damn it,” he whispered. Varien could smell seawater seeping into the hold. “That’s not good,” he said. Theryn remained standing as all but one of the zombies were bowled over, and the aquatic searcher fell to its hands and knees. The monk chose that moment to strike. Pulling his dagger of warning , he stabbed into the creature’s gilled neck, wrenching it savagely and opening a long wound around the creature’s throat. The monster began to gag, black ichor spraying the walls, ceiling and floor of the deck. Theryn chopped into the fins on both side of the monster’s head. Then, the monk cocked his fist and punched the creature in the back of the head with all his strength. There was a wet popping sound as the creature’s head was knocked from its shoulders, spinning across the deck with a horrible squishing noise. “That’s called a Damarran necktie,” Theryn whispered. The headless body fell prone, black blood gushing out in too-great a volume. The monk stepped deftly out of the way, sneaking back down the corridor as the zombies, attracted by the smell of blood, began to lurch towards the corpse.   Above Siegfried, the drow sniper used a complicated array of pulleys and ropes to artfully abseil down from the crow’s nest to land smartly on the deck. His musket was holstered across his back. He bowed, flourishing it with his floppy hat. “Belaern Illustyn, at your service.” Siegfried painfully got back to his feet. “I will call you Billy.” “I wish that you would not,” Belaern said primly, “However, you are the boss.” He sniffed theatrically. “Do you smell that?” Siegfried snorted and spat out a wad of bloody phlegm. “It smells like blood.” “Maybe,” Belaern said. “Are you okay? You look as though you’ve been through it.” The drow’s expression changed. “Did I perhaps shoot you?” I hope not. Perhaps it was one of my counterparts who were a little less discerning in their choice of target, we’ll say.” “We’re looking for Markosian,” Siegfried said slowly, “because your continued employment depends on whether or not my friends killed him, or if he killed them.” “Well,” Belaern said. “It’s a smell one should never smell on board a ship. It is the smell of FIRE! Ring the bells, get the buckets, there’s a fire on board!” The drow pointed to one of the cargo hatches, covered by a wooden grating, where thin wisps of smoke were even now curling up. “You see my friends, where there’s smoke there’s fire!” “Ah,” Yeemik said. “I would have never noticed that.” Siegfried pulled out his shard of the ise rune . “I have something for that.” He moved towards the grate. Other crew members were going below decks looking for any pirates to capture or kill. Erwen cast cure wounds on himself. He then looked about, saw the smoke, and ordered his giant snakes to congregate. “Adders, assemble!” he shouted. The snakes began to twist together into a braided uroboros, several of them grasping the grating with their fanged jaws and hurling it aside. The multi-snake descended into the lower crew deck, again throwing aside the cargo grating, and descended further. Siegfried began to slide down the living snake-chute. Yeemik looked impressed. “Do you have yuan-ti blood in you? That’s amazing!” Erwen elbowed Yeemik in the thigh. “isn’t it hissterical ?”   Varien heard a cracking sound from above. Looking up, he saw the cargo grate snap in two and a multi-headed snake descended into the hold. “What’s this now?” Varien said, his sword at the ready. The snakes descended to the bone pile and planted themselves like the root of a scaly plant. Sliding down the snakes was a triumphant Siegfried, battered, bloody, but still dignified. He used his shard of the ise rune to cast sleet storm at the burning section of the ship. A disturbing wet patch of seawater leaking through the hull was now a frozen morass. “That’s probably not necessary!” Varien shouted over the sound of the sleet. The icy rain smothered the flames. Siegfried looked about, taking note of the fact he was shins-deep in broken bloody bones, the motionless bulk of Skraper laying near the Trevelyans, who both appeared to be beating their limbs against an invisible barrier. Varien stood before him, sword out. Beyond the paladin were two frozen bodies, one of which looked quite imposing even in death. “Did we get him?” Siegfried asked. “Yes,” Varien said. Siegfried turned to the warlock and attempted to cast a hex , which failed, proving the man was dead. Siegfried grabbed up Varien in a bear hug. Varien healed him. “We’re not out of the woods yet. We need to get the Trevelyans out of that forcecage.” “Forcecage?” Siegfried said. “Never heard of such a thing.” Varien moved to Markosian’s corpse to search it. The warlock was wearing a cloak of great quality, a pouch full of small gems and ruby dust, and Varien found a ring on the corpse’s left hand, which was holding an unholy-looking staff. Varien also found a black square of fabric, like a silk handkerchief. “What’s this, a sort of pocket square? These all seem like magical items to me.” He piled the items to one side and then paid closer attention to the folded fabric. Kicking aside enough bones to clear the deck. He unfolded the square, which was larger than he originally expected. He laid the circular fabric on the deck, and created a magical hole. “Interesting,” Varien said, peering over the side of the hole, which appeared to extend ten feet downwards, but had not affected the structural integrity of the ship in any way. “Well, I’ll be right back then,” Varien said, jumping down into the hole. He landed at the bottom of the hole. Varien looked around, his magical illumination allowing him a clear look at his surroundings. He saw on the floor a maple footlocker, very finely crafted, a small oaken coffer of exquisite workmanship, and an applewood chest varnished to a polish. Leaning against the curved wall were six paintings in fancy gold frames. And in the centre of the chamber, sitting on a raised dais, was an iron flask inside a reliquary formed of bones and barbed wire.   “What the hell are you doing?” Siegfried called out. “I have magical methods of figuring out what things are! Don’t poke anything magical down there! Did you know that necromancers put their souls into magical objects and then steal the bodies of those who touch their items uninvited? I learned about this in school! Don’t touch anything!” Varien used his divine sense and smelled the stench of desecration from the chests and the reliquary. However, the paintings appeared to be consecrated. “Why are you in such a rush?” Siegfried called. “We have two Trevelyans in a box!” “Then find them a way out!” Varien called over his shoulder. Varien inspected the elegant paintings. The paladin recognized several inscriptions worked into the carved golden frames marking them as artifacts of Lathander, and as he carefully looked over the paintings, he could see that each of them depicted an aspect of the sun in its daily journey around the world. “How were you not sure this wasn’t a portal to Hell?” Siegfreid said. “Shut up, Siegfried,” Varien replied. “Fine then,” Siegfried said. “Keep your secrets.” He folded up the portable hole . As the mouth of the hole closed up, Varien shrugged. “The paintings can wait, he said, his voice now strangely muffled by the sound-absorbing walls of the extradimensional hole. He gingerly removed the iron flask from its horrid reliquary. Nothing happened. Varien expelled a breath he hadn’t known he was holding, and pocketed the flask. He turned his attention to the chests, which appeared unlocked. Opening the applewood chest, he saw that it was stacked top to bottom with coins, with two scrolls laid across them. The oaken coffer was full of loose diamonds. Varien pocketed two of the largest ones. The maple footlocker contained golden ingots, and two crystal goblets carved with flaming wings rested atop the pyramid of ingots. These also appeared to be relics of Lathander, likely used in temple rituals when they weren’t being found in a pile of pirate swag. “Jumping into mysterious handkerchiefs, I mean really,” Siegfried muttered as he shoved the wadded-up portable hole into the forcecage. “Brothers, fold that out on the floor,” Siegfried said. “But Bob, leave your bag of holding behind, or else you won’t like what happens when you hop into that hole.” “There’s going to be a hole?” Alec said. “Through the bottom of the ship?” “Not that kind of hole,” Siegfried said. “I’ll take my chances with misty step ,” Bob said. He concentrated for a moment and then misty stepped beyond the barrier of the forcecage. Siegfried applauded. Alec shrugged and hopped into the hole. “This is different,” he said, looking around at Varien. “Hey, Alec,” Varien said. Siegfried reached back in between the invisible bars with the blade of a longsword and tugged the edge of the portable hole until he was able to pull it back out, unfolding it for Alec and Varien to make an exit. Then, he swept up the pile of Markosian’s other belongings in one arm, stepped onto a waiting snake’s head, tugged the scaly rope, and ascended to the main deck.
Siegfried ordered the  Tide-Runner  crew to make the necessary repairs to get the St. Asmod’s Hope underway. He then  set himself up in Markosian’s bedchamber, ignoring the bloody evidence of the desperate battle that had occurred there only moments ago. He cleared a space on the large, ornate wooden table and set to work. “Bring me any magical items you may find in your searches, before using them. Our prizes need identifying and recording.” Berrick, who had climbed out of his construct, assisted the half-orc – the Quartermaster already had a pile of forms, complete with ink and quill and stamp, ready for paperwork. Berrick’s empty construct was squatting on the deck, motionless. “As the articles of muster and indenture indicate, we do need to get this prize to one of the ports of safe harbour to make all of the necessary transfers and notarize all the paperwork,” Berrick said to Siegfried, who nodded. “Captain Ironclaw,” Siegfried called out. “I apologize for the abruptness, but I shall have to requisition a number of crew members to sail this prize to a safe harbour before more permanent arrangements can be made. And Acting Captain Laurel, you are in line for a promotion as this ship will require the attention of someone with your particular set of skills.” Loud Laurel, who had been berating a crew of carpenters, fell silent at this. “Loud Laurel is quiet,” the crew whispered, looking at each other in amazement. “Loud Laurel is quiet.” “Well, Master Thann, of course a prize crew would be necessary to get this ship to a port of safe harbour,” Captain Ironclaw said with a nod of her head. “Very well,” Siegfried replied. “Captains, which Port of Safe Harbour would you suggest we make for?” “Ah, a Conclave of the Captains,” Ironclaw said with a smirk. “Well, as you know the  Tide-Runner  is expected in Neverwinter as per her charter.” “Is that the nearest port?” Siegfried asked. “I feel like there might be a better one that’s closer. What about Leilon?” Siegfried was thinking of the Ieirithyn gnomes and what their artifice could do to modify his new ship. “It’s either that or we turn about and return to Waterdeep, which will set Lady Lureena’s timetable back, and you know we’ll be paying for that out of pocket,” Loud Laurel muttered. “Leilon’s on the way to Neverwinter,” Siegfried reasoned. “That would put you closer to Neverwinter. You can drop us off and keep to your timetable. Otherwise, it would reflect poorly on yourself Captain Ironclaw, particularly since you were kind enough to take us on in the first place. Guide us to Leilon, as I am acquainted with some artisans there who will be able to assist us in making the necessary repairs.” Captain Ironclaw bowed and turned to Captain Laurel. “Let’s do this thing, but first, let’s lower those ghastly colours.” She cocked a thumb at the flag of the  St. Asmod’s Hope . “Yes, and get rid of those awful skulls and bones,” Siegfried said. “I do like the look of the figurehead though.” “We can’t just throw all the gory bones overboard,” Varien said. “Put enough chum into the water and we’ll attract some untoward attention from sea creatures.” “Fair enough,” Siegfried said. “we can lock up the worst sections of the ship from prying eyes.” The rest of the adventurers congregated in the office. “Bob, what’s your mother’s name?” Siegfried asked. “Anne,” Bob replied. “Then this new ship will be known as the Queen Anne’s Revenge,” Siegfried said. “Yeemik, have you heard a joke about snakes?” Erwen asked. “No,” Yeemik said. “So, a snake walks into a tavern and the bartender says, “how’d you do that?” Yeemik began to laugh. Varien flattened out the  portable hole  and retrieved the chests and paintings. Siegfried began to  identify  the various items. “Remember, nobody gets dibs right off the bat,” he said. He found that Markosian had been wearing a  cloak of protection , a  ring of protection , and had been carrying a  scroll of teleport . The strange pearl was a  Pearl of the Sirines.  The warlock had also been carrying five potions, though three had been used. He identified a  potion of bull’s strength  and a  potion of superior healing . The staff was an  unholy greatclub . Turning to Ciamanthe and Ashraen’s swords, he identified them as  fiendish longswords . Investigating Captain Mange’s personal effects, he identified the barnacle-encrusted sword hilt was a  Ghost Cutlass of the Captains , and the other was an  Ethereal Elfbane Cutlass.  Captain Mange had been wearing an enchanted chain shirt, a  cloak of resistance , an  amulet of natural armour ,  gloves of swimming and climbing , and a  potion of bull’s strength . The scrolls from the chest was a  scroll of heal  and a  scroll of lesser restoration. “Hey, has anyone seen Theryn?” Siegfried asked. “Guy who punches things, carries a lightning bow?” The nearest crewmates shrugged.   Uninterested in the accounting and cataloguing exercise, Erwen dismissed his snakes and wandered away and began to explore. He padded down the wooden steps into the empty crew deck. He could smell enticing smells emanating from a chamber towards the ship’s bow. He opened the door to the chamber. Suddenly, the smells turned from good to bad. The area smelled like a mixture of rancid lard, spoiled milk, and rotten fish. It appeared to be a ship’s galley, with pantries, sacks of grain piled in one corner, and a big butcher’s table with a fly-covered hunk of meat in the process of being butchered, with several meat cleavers stuck into its fleshy protuberances. Off to the port side of the galley was a large bubbling cauldron, and crowded around it were three gaunt, spindly figures, gangly-limbed crones bent over with age, bickering with one another as they added ingredients to the foul brew. “No! I said two eyes of newt, not four! You’re going to ruin the whole batch, Grizelda!” one of them croaked. “Shut up, Gretchen!” the one named Grizelda shrieked. You don’t know what you’re talking about. Keep to your own side and keep stirring, you damned witch, you!” Grizelda head suddenly snapped around, with a crackling of cartilage and bone, to regard Erwen. “You there! Did it sound like we rang the dinner bell? Did it?” “Smells like it did?” Erwen squeaked. “No! Then clear out, and wait for the grub to be served, you scurvy landlubber, you!” With a similar horrid crunching sound, Gretchen’s head swiveled on her body to look at Erwen while the rest of her kept stirring the pot. “Now, Grizelda, we should give this visitor the benefit of the doubt?” the second crone croaks. “Look at him, so small, and so plump. He don’t look like the usual charter, does he?” Erwen altered his shape to look like the crones. “I’m with you!” he said. Gretchen made a cooing sound and dropped her spoon, which slipped beneath the green burbling liquid in the cauldron with a hiss. She clapped her arthritic knobby hands together. “Oh! This one does parlour tricks! Delightful!” Grizelda looked at Erwen with eyes like quivering hardboiled eggs. “Are you a stowaway then? Because we have an agreement with the Captain when it comes to stowaways, you know.” As she chuckled wetly, her hand strayed towards one of the bloody meat cleavers on the butcher’s block. “Stay your hands, Grizelda and Gretchen,” the third crone said, lurching away from the cauldron. “Let Geraldine take a look at little guest. You are quite fascinating. We could parley for a spell. You could tell us a story, or we could tell you a story.” She pointed at a stool near the butcher’s table. “Why don’t you sit here on this stool, and let us cook you up a nice, tasty snack, yes?” Erwen began to back away towards the door. “Oh, little one,” Geraldine admonished. “You wish to leave our presence so soon after making introductions? So sad. We would like to get to know you better. But it is also customary for our guests to add a little something special to our concoction,” she pointed at the cauldron with her slime-covered ladle. “The only thing on the menu is all of you!” Erwen said, summoning a pack of dire wolves. “Mangy mutts! I hate dogs!” Grizelda screamed, stamping a club foot. “That’s not very nice!” Geraldine laughed. “Are you sure we couldn’t convince you share a morsel, hmm?” “Nope!” Erwen said, unsure why the old crones didn’t seem to be afraid of his canine companions. His wolves continued their threatening posture. “You are not a very nice guest!” Grizelda snapped. “And bringing dogs into our kitchen? How unsanitary!” she said, waving away a cloud of flies. “The nerve!” “Oh, little man, call off your dogs,” Gretchen said with an unnerving smile that showed off two snaggly teeth protruding from wet, glistening gums. “We didn’t mean to scare you! Is there nothing that we could say or do to start this conversation over? You just surprised us, is all.” Erwen shook his head violently. “Perhaps this little one didn’t realize whose galley he was walking into,” Grizelda said with a guttural laugh. “Maybe he and his little dogs needs to take a closer look…at us!” As ugly as Grizelda already was, nothing prepared Erwen for what happened when she dropped whatever glamour was making her look like a merely ugly, witchy grandmother. Her skin became pallid like pea soup, her hair suddenly turning matted and green like seaweed, covering her emaciated body, which now sported fish-like scales between tumorous boils, and her fingers and toes elongated, webbing growing between each digit. Her glassy eyes were lifeless like a doll’s. Or a shark’s. “I am not into this,” Erwen said, suddenly realizing he had stumbled upon a coven of sea hags. Five of Erwen’s wolves suddenly cringed and whined, their tails between their legs. Erwen and one of his more stalwart wolves managed to withstand Grizelda’s frightening presence. “Yes, yes!” Geraldine said, tossing her hair. “Let’s show you who you’re really dealing with!” Her visage also changed into a horrid nightmare. Gretchen also cackled and let her magical illusion drop. Seeing that Erwen couldn’t be cowed, the three hags dove into the cauldron. The pack of wolves, frightened though they were, gamely lunged at their retreating heels, three of them biting hags with their jaws. The coven of hags screeched and howled, but submerged with a terrible bubbling sound even as the wolves chewed on bits of hag flesh. The cauldron began to levitate off the brazier and slowly inverted, though none of the liquid poured out. An unnaturally long arm, with more joints than a normal human’s breached the scum-covered surface of the cauldron’s contents, a long wooden spoon in its grasping claw. It banged the side of the cauldron smartly, issuing a low  bong , and then withdrew back beneath the goop inside. Then, the inverted cauldron took off like a shot from a cannon, blasting through the ship’s hull and skipping across the surface of the ocean like a bouncing betty. Erwen could hear the echoes of the three hags cackling insanely. Then he heard a voice in his head.  We see you, little man. We will see you again soon, for dinner! The cauldron, still speeding away, began to submerge, leaving behind an oil slick of corruption on the water’s surface. “What. The hell. Was that?” Erwen said to his wolf.   “What the hell is that?” Varic said as he saw the metallic object fly away from the ship. The other party members rushed to Erwen’s aid and discovered the Halfling and six wolves in the destroyed remains of the galley. Erwen dismissed five of the wolves and named his stalwart dog Doug. The Halfling explained what had happened to the rest of the group. “Why were there hags aboard?” Siegfried asked, suddenly concerned. He had a sinking feeling that one of his previous missions had not got particularly well. Erwen shrugged. “I dunno, I was just trying to get a snack!” Siegfried shrugged and placed Captain Mange’s tricorne hat on Erwen. “What does this hat do?” Erwen said crossly. “It looks dashing,” Siegfried replied. Erwen’s eyes narrowed. “Siegfried,  I dare you  to tell me what this hat does.” Siegfried stiffened as he was nearly overcome with the compulsion to tell the truth to Erwen, even though the truth was exactly what he’d originally said.  I bow to no one’s command , he thought to himself. “Did you put a charm on me?” Siegfried said as he was suddenly wracked with psychic pain that would have killed a less resilient humanoid on the spot. He swayed on his feet for a moment. Blood began to trickle from his ears, nose, and eyes. It was clear to Erwen that only Siegfried’s iron will and the blood of Gruumsh was keeping him alive. “Erwen,” he said slowly, “the hat was a trophy and a peace offering because the two of us did good work together this day, and I would like the two of us to become friends. That was an unkind thing you did to me.” “Is that the truth?” Erwen asked. “Yes,” Siegfried said. “Why didn’t you just say so?” Erwen asked. “Because friends don’t compel friends to go against their nature,” Siegfried said. “I must have my pride, after all. But it was a peace offering, because I would be dead today without you, and I believe you would be dead today without me, and I would still like us to become friends after this, but I would still like you to remove this charm from me.” Erwen nodded and dismissed the  geas . Siegfried smiled through the pain.   Theryn stood over the bloody body of the horrid manta-man, but he could hear the zombies approaching. He backed away, charging his  stormbow  as he did so. As he did so, he shoved the nearest zombie back into the arms of the one shambling behind it. He aimed his stormbow and fired at the zombie in the middle of the pack, blasting it into smithereens. The lightning played over the other nearby zombies, causing their bodies to convulse and jerk. Theryn charged his bow again and moved to another advantageous firing position.   Bob knelt beside Skraper and put his fingers through the invisible cage, touching the monster’s furry flesh. He cast  revivify  on the creature. With a snort, the liondrake growled and got groggily to his feet, banging his head on the cage. “Ugh. Skraper not like that at all.” “You kinda died,” Bob said. “Skraper still trapped,” the liondrake said. “Yes, we need to wait a bit,” Bob said. Skraper sat on his back legs and folded his front paws crossly. “Master dead. Skraper said.” “I can be your master now,” Bob said. Skraper looked thoughtful. “Really?” “Yes!” Bob said. “I will think about this,” Skraper growled. Bob sat with the liondrake until the  forcecage  dissipated. Alec climbed out of the boneyard and found himself on the crew deck, then made his way to the main deck of the St. Asmod’s Hope. He crossed over the Tide-Runner, and began to pitch in helping with repairs   Siegfried and Berrick continued to catalogue the items they had recovered. Berrick was speaking in a dialect of legalese that was putting the half-orc to sleep. In an effort to distract himself, Seigfried looked around and spied several objects of interest. On a nearby reading table next to a pair of easy chairs was a curious tome. The book was encrusted with barnacles and coral, bristling with brine and seaweed. The book was also glistening wet, yet left no water stain on the table. He translated the rune on the book as  Livre D’Aquatha. Siegfried pondered this for a moment. Sailors often said the ocean waves whisper countless tales and hid boundless secrets, but they rarely mentioned legends of the one tome that attempts to catalog all of these mysteries:  the Livre d’Aquatha.  Siegfried used his  identify  spell to remove any doubt about the book’s safety. It was giving off an obviously arcane vibe. Gingerly, he opened the book.  Passed down from ship’s captain to first mate for over a century, the tome holds powerful spells buried among stories of dozens of sailors recorded with detailed sea charts and logs of distant lands and fascinating travels. Even without the spells contained within the  Livre d’Aquatha  carried a significant value, but it is for these rare arcane formulas and not its monetary value that seafaring spellcasters had hunted for the tome since it was first penned. The  Livre d’Aquatha  purported to contain many unique spells involving the creation and destruction of water and that assisted in travel on or below the seas. Besides the various spells and arcane formulae, the numerous reports, sketches, and maps within this tome were highly detailed and coveted by navigators. “Boys,” Siegfried called out to Varic and Varien. “We seem to have here the  Livre D’Aquatha. ” Varien’s eyes widened. He was among those who trusted tales passed between dockhands and old salts, and from what he’d heard hanging around the docks in Lorelei and Luskan, the  Livre d’Aquatha  was at once rumored to date back thousands of years, while at the same time having many other origin stories. One legend of traced its creation back to the captain’s quarters of the notorious pirate-mage Eves “Squideye” Riddlebone. Another rumor claimed that the spells within were holy teachings scribed by a priestess of Persana—the god of tritons—written upon the empty pages of her lost lover’s journal. Alternatively, a variation of that tale claimed that the spells within are in fact creations of the foul deity Panzuriel and that his cult, and their many-armed masters, seek it out to this day. There were some who said the  Livre d’Aquatha  had long been lost, citing famous ghost ships, cursed sargasso islands, or mythical sunken cities as likely resting places, but here it was, damp and smelling of seawater, in front of him. “Well,” Varien said. “How about that?” “Varic, is this something in your wheelhouse?” Siegfried said. “Well,” the sorcerer said. “It is an almanac and navigational aid full of valuable information, but of course in the hands of a wizard who could decode its magical secrets, well, it would be nearly priceless in its own right.” Varien nodded in agreement. “It is a book of legend. Quite a find.” Varic bowed and took his leave, with one last look at the famous spellbook. There were more than a dozen spells inscribed within the pages of the book. “ Lash of the Kraken? ” he read, flipping pages. “ Shark Bolt? Scyllan Scream ? And what’s this?  Mordenkainen’s Capable Caravel ?” His eyes widened. “I didn’t know you could remix such a spell!” He turned to Varien and Berrick. “Guys, we might be able to have a very nice breakfast tomorrow,” he said as he began to make notes about the spell, under the headline “ Siegfried’s Sequestered Sanctuary .” Varien idly glanced around the chamber and spied a shelf upon which sat three ships in a bottle. “What’s this then?” he asked. Siegfried rose from the table and joined him. “Are those…moving?” Varien asked. Clearly there was motion and activity within the bottles. “We need to take these to Nero,” Siegfried said as he bent down to inspect them further. The bottles were indeed magical objects. Inside each bottle was a ship in obvious distress, the superstructure of one breaking up as waves pounded it, and the sails and deck of another aflame. The third one appeared to be in the process of being boarded by sahaguin and human pirates, its crew making a brave, bloody last stand as they were cut down one by one, falling beneath by merciless blades of their enemies. After a few moments, the scenes seemed to reset, playing out the ships’ fate again for the bottle-owner’s apparent amusement. Each bottle featured a lacquered base, and on each base was an inscribed bronze plate that named each ship and described its loss in brief detail “ The Final Moments of the Redwater Jewel ,” Siegfried read, and then went quiet. “What is it?” “I know that ship,” Siegfried said softly as the colour drained from his face. “The  Redwater Jewel  was part of the Thann Family Fleet.”