( THAT'S OK, IT'S WRITTEN IN JAVASCRIPT!!!! aaaaahh... much better... ) =D Javascript is a lot more forgiving than Java, and easier for the layman to pick up. I'm a big fan of Javascript: The Good Parts by Douglas Crockford , particularly if you know a little programming already. If not, there are several online resources to learn more about it, or just dive in and make some changes to existing scripts. Write something simple, post it, ask for feedback, or how someone else would write it, etc. Learn by doing!